04 4 / 2014

"Will you drink red or white? Of indifferent vintage, I fear. Ser Amory drained Lady Whent's cellars nearly dry."

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04 4 / 2014

horrorsoflife:

It’s a little early to pass judgment on the new TMNT movie but I figure at the very least he deserves this for what he did to the Transformers.

horrorsoflife:

It’s a little early to pass judgment on the new TMNT movie but I figure at the very least he deserves this for what he did to the Transformers.

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02 4 / 2014

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27 3 / 2014

gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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27 3 / 2014

wholegrainlofat:

basedpidgeot:

ker-smash:

taskscape:

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

Give me this owl

stuff like this keeps me going. y’know? why should i be sad when there’s a guy somewhere who goes about his normal life with an owl following him about

I want an owl friend.

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26 3 / 2014

jaaackery:

jmoriartycriminalconsultant:

im-always-the-forgotten-one:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

thecakebar:

Apple Pie Baked inside of Apples Tutorial

Isn’t this like hollowing out a corpse, then putting someone else’s organs inside and cooking them?

Slow down Hannibal fandom.

Unless you use the apple you “gutted” for the filling
Then it’s like gutting someone, mashing their guts up, filling them up with the mashed up guts, and cooking them

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26 3 / 2014

24 3 / 2014

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24 3 / 2014

headfirstintowonderland:

so someone once called my old english teacher immature (because at this point he was spinning around on a wheely chair) and he said:

“Yeah, but the truth is we never really grow up. We just masquerade as adults because that’s what we’re expected to do.”


and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone dicking around on a swivel chair

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20 3 / 2014

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

tartapplesauce:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

spodiddly:

Star Trek Into Darkness Deleted Scene - The Harewoods

so…this isn’t in the movie, but Kirk staring at Carol in her undies and Kirk banging two catgirls is clearly more important.
Priorities of Jar Jar and Co., y’all >_>

And obviously clearly more relevant to the plot and Kirk’s character arc

What I can’t understand is that they wrote and filmed these scenes, which (a) do a very important job of fleshing out Kirk’s character as growing up and growing into his role as captain and (b) show us the family at the end who triggered all the events at the start, so that the little girl and her mother get to be more than disposable elements of Khan’s Roaring Rampage of Vengeance.

Then they cut these for the sake of ‘Kirk in bed with two alien chicks’ and ‘Carol shows us her matching bra and knickers’.

I genuinely don’t get it: if all they think of Kirk’s character is “ladies’ man”, why write these scenes? On the other hand, if they realise that these are important to the audience’s understanding of the characters and the plot, why drop them?

But literally though.

This scene was written. This scene was filmed.

Then someone sat down while the thing was in Avid or Final Cut or Premiere and said, “Nahh. This is BORING.”

Like seeing Kirk ogle a colleague undressing for the SECOND MOVIE IN A ROW wasn’t boring and redundant as hell.

But this crucial part of his character development? Apparently the audience wouldn’t care to see the maturation of the protagonist of the film they just sat down for two hours to watch.

(Source: starfleetist, via nudityandnerdery)

19 3 / 2014

eggplont:

quin-the-infinite-fandoms:

lumos5000:

i love how they didn’t even say any thing. they just all stood there…

No, they literally formed an unlikely line

OH

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19 3 / 2014

19 3 / 2014

mostly10:

WHY THE EVERLOVING FUCK DID THAT NOT HAPPEN!?

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19 3 / 2014

gradientlair:

Something really cute that Lupita Nyong’o does on Instagram is pose her dress, shoes, accessories and awards/memorabilia together. As a Lupita stan and a photographer myself, I could not love this any more than I already do. Way too cute! 

(via o3k64)

19 3 / 2014

delphinidae:

katyglyndwr:

ok listen it’s really nifty that “say your name and pronouns” is getting to be a thing in queer spaces but. lets talk about the etiquette for that if u are cis because i think maybe we should lay it bare, just so we’re all on the same page.

inappropriate…

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